Headlines that will never be forgotten

Hey I know I haven't been posting much. I have been really busy at school and shop. Even thought It's not a Monday or a Tuesday I found some really funny headlines for newspapers that someone didn't think twice about here they are...

1.COLD WAVE LINKED TO TEMPATURES
could you state something any more obvious?

2. SOMETHING WENT WRONG IN PLANE CRASH expert says.
WRONG?!?!

3.SQUAD HELPS DOG BITE VICTIM
dogbite victim not dog BITE victim!

4.IF STRIKE ISN'T SETTLED QUICKLY, IT MAY LAST A WHILE
no. really?

5. TYPHOON RIPS THROUGH CEMETERY; HUNDREDS DEAD

6. MAN STRUCK BY LIGHTNING FACES BATTERY CHARGE

7. ASTRONAUT TAKES BLAME FOR GAS IN SPACE CRAFT
He farted!!??

8. HOSPITOLS SUED BY 7 FOOT DOCTORS

9. INCLUDE YOUR CHILDREN WHILE BAKING COOKIES
cannobolism is in fact frowned upon in most secieties  --Willy Wonka

and now one of my personal favorites...

I just goes to show people don't think! For those of you that know what I am talking about, it is just like Mrs. K says. Some mistakes you never forget, and a newspaper is printed thousands of times, and delivered to every single person in more than one town. The person who did this article will ALWAYS remember to go over their work five or six times:)
                                              --Shannon